Includes bibliographical references and index

Contents:

Whose Bible is it anyway? --

Hebrew scriptures or Old Testament --

Two creations-no apple (Genesis) --

Let My people go (Exodus) --

Forty years on the road (Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy) --

Over the river (Joshua) --

Why, why, why, Delilah? (Judges, Ruth) --

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown; part 1 (1 & 2 Samuel) --

Uneasy lies the head; part 2 (1 & 2 Kings, 1 & 2 Chronicles, Lamentations) --

Eight men out (Pre-exile prophets): Amos, Hosea, Isaiah, Micah, Nahum, Zephaniah, Habakkuk, Jeremiah --

You can go home again (Ezra, Nehemiah) --

From dry bones to fish bellies (Post-exile prophets): Ezekiel, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi, Obadiah, Joel, Jonah --

Godless book (Esther) --

Devil made me do it (Job) --

Out of the mouths of babes (Psalms) --

Happy are those who find wisdom (Proverbs) --

Nothing new under the sun (Ecclesiastes) --

Love machine, another godless book (Song of Solomon) --

Hebrew 1 --

Lions 0 (Daniel) --

Between the books (Apocrypha or Deuterocanonical books) --

New Testament --

World according to Jesus (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John) --

Jesus is coming --

look busy (Acts of the Apostles) --

You have mail! (Epistles of Paul) --

"Pastoral letters" (1 & 2 Timothy, Titus) --

More mail (general Epistles) --

Apocalypse now? (Revelation) --

Whose God is it anyway? --

Twenty-third Psalm --

Lord's prayer --

Prologue to John's gospel.